Are we surprised? U.S. Intelligence admits that they have acquired sensitive data on just about every American. And of course, they need to have permission to spy renewed because "security". Of course, I would bet that everyone surf without a VPN, and searches Google directly, has a Facebook account and uses Instagram.
Is it still science when no one can reproduce the experiment? There used to be a journal for such science. Of course, it's no longer funny if you've invested money in a company that can't reproduce the science that induced you to shell out the big bucks.
Crawling a quarter of a billion web pages in 40 hours. If everyone started doing this, the web would be kneecapped.
Can a laxative make you smarter? Jokes aside, it appears that the laxative, prucalopride activates serotonin receptors in the brain, boosting resting activity, especially in the frontal lobe, improving cognition and memory. And it reduces abdominal bloat, too!